TRUTH DECAY IN THE GOP

Republicans dislike the truth,

They bring their own facts to the fight,
They know when you’re peddling snake oil,
You keep the damn snake out of sight,

They cry global warming’s a hoax,

Suspicious of gravity too,
It’s rumored they still think the world is flat,
I’m sure they have facts if they do.

They think evolution's a liberal trick,

They say contraception's not right,

Their facts show the tax-cut fairy.
Can wipe out the debt overnight.

Their ongoing war on women,
Is too big to hide with a lie,
So what do they do when everything shows?
Deny, deny, deny.

They’re still busy proving our president,

Was some kind of fraud all along,
They cherish the thought they’re the only ones right,
While the rest of the world is wrong.

©2012

A WEDGIE FOR ROE vs. WADE

Abortion opponents can have it both ways,

They fight contraception as well.

Instead of one happy solution for all,

Two angry wedge issues to sell.

©2007

SUPREME CONTORT

The guys in the black robes are pissing me off,
They get it wrong year after year,
If you think that money's free speech, try this:
Say "Bartender, where's my free beer?"